ok, this sucks. i was in the middle of one of my ranting and raving blogs, and this thing cuts out on me. i HATE writing twice about things. that's why i'm so bad at emailing people back. i don't wanna email someone about myself that i've just wrote about to someone else. so i have to wait until i do something interesting enough in my life to write about. that's why i do so many stupid things.
anyways, my car and motorcycle repairs are easily gonna cost me over 1g. fucking chevys. i wanna add radiator fluid, but i can't pop the hood up. oh well...maybe i should cut my losses and just run over some fat lazy highschool kids and claim that they jumped in front of me cuz they were all stoned off their asses. that way, i'd get insurance to give me some money for my damaged car, and i'd rid the world of a couple of menaces.
at least i have a job lined up in august though to pay for all of this crap. otherwise i'd have to go to a sperm bank. you ever wonder about those things? i mean, who goes to those? does our society really need that much sperm? i mean, free donuts and porn, AND you get money? dude, whytf am i not there right now? heck, donuts and porn would be enough. so what kind of men are they getting there? my guess would be the fat, lazy and jobless. the exact kind of people who have genes you DON'T want. so meanwhile, you're getting all these newborn kids who have genes from deadbeat dads. oh my...
Thursday, May 29, 2003
What a city. I guess we're so used to this now that they don't even bother reporting homicides anymore. one of my colleagues made a comment today that since our school is cutting so many teachers (going from 87 to 69) that to deal with overcrowding, all we have to do is let the kids go out into the neighborhoods. that way, once they're dead, we can clear up some seats so the remaining 40 or so kids can all have a seat. besides, it'll be the big fat lazy ones that have a higher chance of getting shot since they're so fat and make such big targets and can't waddle away fast enough from the drug dealers...
Whew...what a week. so my bike broke down and won't start and percy and i had a fun time pushing/riding it across berkeley to get it back to his place. then i start noticing my car and the bubbling sound it makes.as if it didn't already have enough problems. anyways, it happened to be one of those days where i couldn't open the hood (it only opens like 1 in 3 days), so i couldn't check the fluids. i'm gonna take off tomorrow to go get it fixed. maybe i should go get my golfcart..at least that'll be more reliable
what you say? taking a day off and sacrifice my kids' education for my car? HA! so as many of you may have noticed, throughout this school year i've gone from hopeful to sad to utterly depressed to lifeless to nonchalant to annoyed to i'm-gonna-kick-your-fucking-ass-and-rip-off-your-fucking-testicles-and-shove-them-up-your-Ahole-angry. i've also started getting really ticked at the ghetto mentality. so i wonder what i'm gonna be like next year. is it cuz i'm just burned out? or am i permanently gonna wanna smash any ghetto-acting disrespectin' teenager? we'll see...
oh..i did get the job at riordan, just signed the contract today. i've know for a few days...and it does make things a little easier now. i can finally start planning out my next year. it will be sad leaving most of my kids behind. i just have to think about those kids and not the fuckers who are useless to society and are just here to take up space. fucking welfare...we should totally reinstitute that program that pays people to have vasectomys. and then we can throw in free lobotomies...
